NAUGHTY SMS

• Skin meets Skin
  When is that
  the skin meets skin,
  hair meets hair
  n balls disappear..
  dirty mind
  its when
  u BLINK UR EYES
• When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
  when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
• Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
  Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
• Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
  Jaago Grahak Jaago!
• A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
  Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
  Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
• Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
  Mom: Haan.
  Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
• Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
  te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
  Sab time-time di gal hai!

GOOD NIGHT SMS

• Welcome 2
  Radio Bed FM
  Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
  Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
  4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
  Intilted
  SleepTyt Dozn Ov
  Swit Drimz 4m d Album
  Gudnite
  Njoy d Song

• G. Go 2 Bed
  O. Off d Lights
  O. Out O Tension
  D. Dreams Come

  N. Nice Sleep
  I. Ignore Worries
  G. Get Up Early
  H. Have A Nice Day
  T. Thank God Always

• X’cuse me,
  Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
  aur sms parh rahe ho to
  “Good Night”

  Aur agar aap so gaye ho
  aur sms subah parho gay to phir
  “Good Morning”

• If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
  U know whats wrong?
  U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’

  Good Night

• A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
  Calling ur nice Name so softly,
  Throwing flowers on U
  And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

• When my arms cant reach people

  who r close to my heart,
  I always hug them with my prayers.

  May God grant u
  what ur heart desires n keep u happy..
  Good Night

• Art of living:
  First of all,dont make friends.
  if made,dont go close to them.
  if gone,dont like them.
  if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
  Good Night, sweet dreams…
• Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
  Thinking of you makes me smile,
  Being with you is the best thing ever,
  And loving you is what I’ll do forever..
  Good night

SORRY SMS

• SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
  Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
  S->Some,
  O->One Is,
  R->Really,
  R->Remembering
  Y->You…..
  Have A wonderful day…
• As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
  I notice that my heart is weak,
  For the love I have for you,
  Will always be gold and true,
  I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
  But know my love will always last,
  Even though we are a distance apart,
  You always have the key to my heart.
• I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
  I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
  I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
  I am sorry i love you,
  I can’t help it.

• Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
  Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

  Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
  Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

• Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
  Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

  Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
  Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

LOVE SMS

• 
  A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
• To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
  
• How can u tell the rain not 2 fall ven clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall ven the wind exists? How can u tell me not 2 fall in love ven u exist?
• One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life
• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
• Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
  Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
  Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
  But, it doesn't mean dat I forget u.
  Im just givin u time 2 miss me!
• I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
• Never say u are happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I m still alive.
• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
• The sky without stars is
  like sleep without dreams
  like song without music
  like rose without smell
  like face without smile
  like ME without U!
• What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
  
• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.
• Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
• Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
  Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
• 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
• Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
• I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.
• A simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I Miss U
• Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!
• Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing.

Friends

i have three friends

1 is the "sun"

2 is the "moon'

3 is "u"

'sun' for 'daytime"

"moon" for "nighttime"

"u" for "Life time" my dear friend

importance of thumb

importance of thumb:

babies use it for chewing.

illitrate people use it for sign.

Winners use it 4 victory.

my fans use it 4 reading my sms.

ohhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u too using ?

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