NAUGHTY SMS

• Skin meets Skin
  When is that
  the skin meets skin,
  hair meets hair
  n balls disappear..
  dirty mind
  its when
  u BLINK UR EYES
• When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
  when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
• Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
  Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
• Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
  Jaago Grahak Jaago!
• A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
  Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
  Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
• Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
  Mom: Haan.
  Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
• Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
  te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
  Sab time-time di gal hai!